THE MAURY SHOW IS DA SHIT!

I have a twisted sense of humor I guess.

I remember when i used to skip school to watch plp get there ass kicked on Jerry Springer. That was back when they didnt have rules. Back when they'd let u kick a nigs ass on national tv. Plp on stage would warmup like a title bout: stretch, take off shoes, earrings, before Jerry  called the other fighter from the back. AAAugh, the good old days. I was so disappointed when they stopped the fights n started doing the cheesy shit they on right now.

Then a hero rose from the ashes, his name Maury Povich. This is some ghetto shit! I mean not as violent as Jerry but alot more entertaining. It's a show puts a spotlight on how grimey human being as a whole really can be. I mean where else can u learn that the kids u been taking care of are really your brother's, but she broke the affair off with him last week because she made a mistake only about 50 times and really wants to work it out with u, because she crys that,"He's my world, without him I have nothin!". And you believe it and take her back because your the biggest BITCH in the world.

Hilarious!!! What kinda person comes on this show. Face it if somebody tell you they gotta secret, but u need to travel to the Maury Show to hear it immediately punch them in the face.......hard. 

I wanna get a girlfriend so that i can get caught kissing n dat greenroom. lmao. Them better be some fine ass decoys in that bitch tho! ima take her in the back room & da whole nine, really get my moneys worth! Just kidden, kinda.......but how thisty do u have to really be to come all the way 300 miles away to prove ur innocence, just to get caught with some new chick at the show??? I mean u watch the show, u seen da decoy chics, u know they're in da greenroom, but u still try 2 fuck ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????lmao

There is so many ridiculous things about this show that i could definitely go on about, da victory dance, the run to da back, da deadbeat kissin his baby like nothin happened, his ears look just like yours!!!Comedy at its finest!

ONLY THING I FIND FUNNIER THAN THIS IS HOMEBOY JOEY GRECO FROM CHEATERS. THATS A WHOLE NOTHER BLOG THO.